I'M BACK! :)
Hey everyone or no-one whichever suits. It has been a while what have i been doing? College, Playing Black ops on the wii and being sick.
Of late i have not been able to afford any new video games so i am relying on lends from my friends one of the most recent being L.A NOIRE....
So I will start my return by reviewing this game.

THE REVIEW
Where to start and where to end hmmmm...........
Well lets just say it WILL not appeal to all Rockstar fans and that is a certain. I even found I had to bully myself into picking it up and keep playing it. It is more like a movie than any game I have played and as we know detective films are not jam packed with action but contain loads of dialogue and so does this game.
Every single case contains questioning multiple witnesses finding multiple clues. It can get very boring and painfully slow. But there is fun in it if you play it sparingly and not just try complete it as quick as you can like alot of gamers do, Me being one of those. There is fun action sequences aswel using the same shooting mechanics as the masterpiece that is Red Dead Redemption but it just doesn give you the same freedom. For those of you looking to go cause murder and destruction like you have done in all the Rockstar games that have passed you will be sad to hear that no you cannot. You do not get the option to take out youre gun out whenever you want so that pooped on my party.
Over all a well created, grown up game for the morally rightheous and correct but not one for people who want oodles and oodles of fun shootin shit up.
Good never the less i give it a 7/10

That is all from me for now.
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YO PEOPLE
Let me just lay it down straight the past month has been the cold wind in the storm of games that is about to hit your consoles. We have had CODXP and Halo Fest both of which are the heavy hitters used to being mentioned alongside game of the year so i will start by listing any information i think you should hear.

HALO FEST
Held no real details to what everyone wanted to hear about and that is Halo 4 but then again if youu think about it, We are not going to get our thumbs on it until next year 2012 when the world ends and by then quite frankly i will have nothing to live for because i will have played my fill of the beautiful masterpieces that i will have played this year. Now on Halo Anniversary there is nothing to really tell we know it all already its Halo 1 with the reach Engine and new Reach maps. We already know there will be skulls, That there is a classic mode and about the title update so yeah thanks Microsoft for being douches and not giving us something to fill our bellys until then. Creative Designer of Halo 4 Leaves :0 Hes gone

CODXP
Are you like me stuck at home wishing you could have gone sitting in a dark room watching every single clip mentioning CODXP? Yes? thought so.Where you also like me and a bit disappointed? I'm going to quote a troll in my next sentence " Cool Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.5 DLC" And i am not going to troll but it seems a correct statement there is little if any improvement to the graphics engine :-/ just some minor tweaks like having your points come up in green instead of yellow, and some new guns, killstreaks and maps. I know there is also some new interesting features but really? i was expecting better graphics. With that said however i loved MW2 and I am going to play the shit out of this want to know why cause black ops is fucking shit and Trey Arch Suck hairy monkey balls and i love Hit Detection that works :)
P.S Fuck you TreyArch

That is all for Now from the Mash3r
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TODAY IS MOVIE DAY
I had a busy weekend mmmhmmm not much gaming news but a lot of movie reviews. Oh yeah and I'm a poet but i don't know it.
 BLITZ
So the first movie i seen this weekend was Blitz, Jason Stathams new ass kicking film. Also known as the today's Chuck Norris. First opinions are that it is not as action packed as the ads may seem but still on a new level compared to the poo that was The Mechanic. I wont go into detail and ruin the plot but the villian is great Jason is funny and as hard ass as ever so you get a good man film that will make you feel cool and fufilled. Worth a rent.
Attack The Block

First and foremost i began this film skeptical of the films budget thinking that they would show as little of the monsters as possible to save budget but i was wrong you see a lot of the animals and it is just the way i like it. An imaginative and fresh film built with solid new young actors the main character of whom you just feel is cool to the core. All in all a good film like if you crossed Kidulthood with well i dont know what but just watch it :D

Fright Night

Finally a fresh film that brings vampires back from the pages of romantic emo fantasy's to what they truly are monsters. The best vampire representation since 30 Days of Night. This re invigoration is all thanks to the wonders of Colin Farrel you spend a lot of the film in awe of him and how cool he is with a capital K.As with most cinema these days however it is a tad readable finding yourself seeing the scares coming and seeing where tho plot is going. But still a good film and another badge on Colin's chest.

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes

 I personally went into this film not expecting much half because of the ridiculously long title and the failures of the past. But boy was i wrong. I enjoyed every single second of it and i want more! The CG was absolute perfection finding yourself believing its real monkeys in parts certainly worth the budget spent.

To the point where i actually felt emotion building and tears coming at Ceasars down points. Ceasars character was executed perfectly and i doubt there is a person in the audience who didn't become attached to him wanting him to succeed. All i will say is watch this a great film with great storytelling great CG great action. A seat sticker with real punch that makes you look at humanity and think what are we putting our distant relatives through today.

So YEAH THATS COOL BUT WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING

What am i playing? I my dear friends am beating crooks senseless in none other than 

Batman: Arkham Asylum

And what am i doing extremely fucking enjoying it.

It is long and fruitful and i am only half way through by my estimation but i will have more on this when im finished it. Thanks for reading.

Mash3r out peace Chiggaz

YO IM BACK
Howdie everyone Mash3r back again for some more news and general positivity. I'm so psyched today as i just received a letter to say i got my college course after all. Its a Film & Television course and i am pumped and nervous. Anyway back to business today Epic Games released the Dust to Dust gears of war trailer and it is pretty beast. As always they picked the perfect sombre music to set the tone and it works brilliantly.
Link _____ Dust to Dust
And while I'm on the gears point has anyone noticed the lack of Baird in the promos and stuff I'm getting worried because he is my favorite character hmmmm only speculation but I'm getting the feeling he will die in the prologue of the new title but anyway Marcus is more than a good enough protagonist to keep me going.
And has anybody witnessed the bad ass screenshots of the new carmine and when i say bad ass I mean fudgin Beast Clayton Carmine Safe to say he is gonna fuck shit up. And i am going to enjoy every gore filled second of it.

The next topic i want to talk about is is of course dead island. And for your viewing pleasure i have the IGN preveiw of the reveiw which i know they are not the most reliable reveiwers buts it all we got to sit on right now.

And even from this little tidbit it has blown away all my worrys in the simple statement its "FALLOUT WITH ZOMBIES" Quest's skill sets free roaming upgrading leveling up and you get to kill Zombies what the fudge else would you want to do? Fallout with Zombies

And with that news i am now extremely fucking happy excuse my language i am off to eat myself into a coma and fuck Bayonetta in the bin. Peace Chiggaz